Black Mat The Moustache Doormat
The Colonel, of course, has a magnificent moustache. None of this small smear on the upper-lip stuff for him. One day while removing the previous night's supper from his face furniture he had thought what a magnificent doormat his 'tache would make. If it could trap a little chees think how much mud it could remove. Mat the Moustache was born. Step forward all those who want one.